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Clearly, I’m destined to write a cosmic guide for weird harlots.

Jess

Random search patterns resulting in people finding my blog this week:

homewreckers and harlots 
werid shit cosmic guide

Let’s just ignore the misspelling of “weird” (would that be pronounced WEE-Rid?) since I’m assuming someone just fat-fingered their google search screen…although my blog is still recognized by google for both weird AND werid shit, and I think that’s just neat.

I’m taking this as a sign, particularly since I found inspiration for a short story today from the story of Medusa’s change from Gorgeous Gorgon to stone-faced bitch with snaky hair. I’m certain all three themes will go well together.

In other news, I was informed that Mossy Oak Break-Up Infinity is not available on the wedding scene. YET. Other variations of camo are, indeed, available for tuxes. I so wish I could go to that wedding.

Published by Jess

I'm a history and mythology fanatic with a head full of "but what if it happened THIS way instead" moments. I find humor in the most inappropriate situations.

4 thoughts on “Clearly, I’m destined to write a cosmic guide for weird harlots.”

  1. Oh, I love a good Gorgon story 😉 I'd like to read that one some day.People search for some odd stuff. Someone's finding my blog with search terms like \”apocalypse begins with missing forks.\”I'm thinking it's a typo and they meant \”folks\”. And then they found my apocalypse blog that talks about forks, and they were probably not helped at all.

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  2. I am glad you are back 🙂 Your posts make me chuckle. Also–I'd take it as a compliment that such weird searches bring people to you! Is there is a freak flag army, perhaps you can be a Major General?Medusa was a bitch. She deserved that snakey hair.Someone once found my blog with the search \”Help, my penis is missing,\” and I still haven't been able to figure out why/how. I hope they didn't really lose their penis, I think that about sometimes.

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  4. Aren't search engines awesome. I used to get all kinds of fun things before my Immortal Mondays. Now the results for those eclipse everything else. Of course, with my recent location change I may see a change in the search engine results for a short while. How fun is it that I pop over here to read your blog and I see Medusa being talked about. Can't wait to hear about where to take your short story.

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