In case you haven’t seen her recent post, The Bloggess did an excellently fun TBT yesterday. http://thebloggess.com/2014/05/throwback-thursday-google-knows-me-a-little-too-well/
And because it IS hilarious, I looked up “Jess” on Googlism this morning.
Of the long list of random shit, my favorites:
“Jess is the coolest girl in the world.” Fucking duh, Google.
“Jess is trying to go back to a normal life.” Unsuccessfully, by the way. And that’s probably best.
“Jess is dying.” Aren’t we all?
“Jess is psycho gay goth fencing bitch” I beg to differ: I’ve never been goth during my Fencing Booth days at the MN Renaissance festival. I can be a bitch, psycho, and I do think women are super cool, though.
“Jess is hot and bad boys are more fun anyway” Seems somewhat at odds with the last one, but ok
“Jess is like the little devious trouble” Again, Duh.
And my ultimate favorite:
“Jess is an Australian kelpie.” Fuck yeah!
In other news, I’d like to think Wolverine has apparently visited the elevator in the parking garage at work. However, due to my recent viewing of
Hugh Jackman’s most excellent butt X-Men: Days of Future Past, I can categorically say Wolverine would leave 3 claw marks on the wall, NOT four.
WHAT THE FUCK HAS BEEN IN THE WORK ELEVATOR?