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Spam Day! Because Wizards Reduce Belly Fat…

So, what exactly is “forskolin“?? 
Because I’m not gonna lie: it sounds like foreskin, and that’s just creepy as hell. 
Also, while it’s possible penises (penii??) can help with weight loss (sex is exercise, right?), all I can think of here is some alchemical potion of foreskin and lanolin. Some creeptastic grizzly wizard in moldy robes, frantically stirring a stinky distillation in his dungeon, looking for a get-gold- quick scheme to sell to royalty? 
What is WRONG with the people who thought this one up? 
Um, if I’m the only one who sees it, I’ll concede the probability that there’s something wrong with me. 

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