This is not a real post because school hasn’t ended and things have been just this side of insanely busy for the last howevermany weeks (good Goddess how is it JUNE already? I still have a zillion unintended snapdragons to plant!) and I have three reviews to write. Yes, the run on sentence reflects what’s happening in the hamster wheel of my brainpan right now. You’re welcome. But someone wanted attention, so I’m accommodating her:

Greetings from Minerva the hobag, she who lies outside the bedroom door and requires the belly-rubbing toll from all.
Easier than riddles.
Or Balrogs.
