Random Shit: Because I Still Can’t Write A Real Post

The weekend was a flurry of hospital time, family time (parents are heading back to California today, because they’re assholes who live where it’s warm), and errands. I suck at blogging lately, it’s true.

I spent quite a bit of time surfing facebook in the dark because Husband was napping and I couldn’t turn the goddamn light on to read. I found this and was amused:

I see you looking with your judgy mcjudgerton pants on.

In other random news: 

  • Today is his birthday: husband is spoiled rotten and getting an iPad to entertain him for his last month in the hospital (he’s aware of this gift already). I still have to do SOMETHING though, right? So his birthday card  is AWESOME. And not just because it has Indiana Jones on the front page…because it plays the goddamn Indiana Jones THEME. Mwahahaha.

  • My new FABULOUSLY cute nephew, Harrison, who is a whopping 14 days old today, peed in his own face recently. Hey, it takes time to work out the kinks in a brand-spankin-new body, right? I mean, he hasn’t even discovered his own fingers yet (as evidenced by his inability to stop from smacking himself in the face while flailing). That’s right people, the boy will be “Han” to me from now on. Which is probably less psychologically damaging to his future 16 year-old self than “Sprinkle” don’t you think?  


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