Because I find weird shit in every corner of the country, that’s why.

I spent a whirlwind weekend in the Olympic Peninsula of Washington. True to form, I saw cool and fucked up shit.


THIS ISN’T KANSAS!!
*Actually, I have no idea whether there are assless chaps in Kansas. Don’t assless chaps exist everywhere now? I didn’t expect this hanging next to my head over the breakfast table, though. Awesome. 




I JUST…YEAH. HUMP TULIPS!




The roadsign said  “BIG CEDAR.”
Because standing in a tree large enough to house a family of four warrants a sign.



If not for this fence, I’d EAT YOUR FACE.




Bitch, take a picture because I’m FABULOUS.

Oh, also, the welcome sign in Forks, WA (for you Twilight fans out there) actually said “Welcome to the Twilight Zone.” I was amused.

I did not see any Sasquatch, however…in Aberdeen, WA I saw a resturaunt advertising Sasquatch Pizza & Wings. I’m not sure what Sasquatch wings look/taste like. Hell, I wasn’t aware Sasquatch were winged…are they like Pegasus, or did they become UFOs when no one was looking?

Sasquatch Icarus! DAMMIT!! I’ll have to go back for a search.

5 thoughts on “Because I find weird shit in every corner of the country, that’s why.”

  1. Oh…that is both brilliant and ever-so-wrong. You're right: I totally should have stopped there. Or at the very least gotten a picture of Sasquatch Wings…

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  2. Fun! I love the HumpTulips… I burst out laughing.I noticed a theme with peacocks, they are proud motherfuckers. I have tons of pictures of peacocks on my camera/phone just because they pose so much and I fall for their tricks. I see one got you, too.Looks like it was a fun trip 🙂

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  3. Too true, but \”assless chaps\” was faster than \”man ass sticking out from beneath chaps with no pants underneath\” or some variation thereof. I was a lazy blogger…

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