As per usual, the spam in my Yahoo mail is conflicting.
1) OurTime.com dating service. Because apparently I’m old.*
2) Notice to Appear…in court (with a single name signature and a zip file). Um, no.
3) Hair Restoration offers. Because I’m bald and old, and going to court.
4) Various life insurance policy offers from multiple insurance companies. Because clearly I’m in need of life insurance for my date.
Maybe my legal counsel can argue me into a full head of hair before my old bones give out from the stress of a court date?
*All my new co-workers in Houston have said they thought I was in my mid-late twenties when I started. Could they be lying? Sure…but I’m going with good genes and sticking with feeling (vainly) thrilled at apparently looking a decade younger than I am.