No More Jameson For You, Wampa
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No More Jameson For You, Wampa

Jess

I found this in my office today:

Drunk Wampa is drunk. Or sad. 

I suspect someone’s been hitting the whiskey bottle on top of the fridge.

It occurs to me that the monster is now out of the closet. The physical closet, I mean…I don’t claim to have any knowledge on Wampa’s preferences, nor do I think it’s really any of my business.

No, of course that’s not a scepter of power next to him.

THAT WOULD BE SILLY.

Published by Jess

I'm a history and mythology fanatic with a head full of "but what if it happened THIS way instead" moments. I find humor in the most inappropriate situations.

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