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Yahoo Spam Thinks I’m a Cheating Alcoholic

You know, it seems odd to begin with that a separated woman gets emails inviting her to join “married but looking” cheating websites geared towards husbands, particularly when Ashley Madison just got hacked. Thanks Yahoo, but no, I’m not looking for a Asian girl or a fuck buddy named Adriana (who can’t POSSIBLY be 18 since I’ve gotten spam from her for about six years now). In related news, I also don’t have erectile dysfunction, so no need for Viagra or “Ta-Da Phil” tabs (Cialis, people…the medical name is “tadalafil”, which makes me think TA DA PHIL!). 
Now I’m also getting repeat emails from someplace called Sober Dawn, advertising a prayerful enlightening escape from alcohol and drugs. And from AlcoholRehab. 
And from someplace called Burial Insurance. 
Yes, I think all three of these are related. 
I keep my yahoo email for exactly this reason: it’s the one that gets sold when I join a rewards program or order something online. And…I’m sick enough to be amused at the regular cycle of religious dating sites, credit repair sites, and cheating/sex sites. 
I wonder if I can get Ashley Madison on the National Organization for Women’s spam list…

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