Yesterday I mentioned my spellchecker on WordPress keeps trying to change “velociraptor” to “velocipede” and it horrified me. Because centipedes are a nightmare for me, and I have a GOOD imagination. In order to either put a real face to the multi-legged, fast moving, venomous creature I had in my head, I looked up “velocipede”.
I am dumb.
Velocipede. This link is safe for your eyeballs, I promise.
For the record, THIS closer to what I had in mind, obviously with the giant velociraptor claws on each leg (since I’m not a graphic artist and can’t draw to save my life, you’ll just have to imagine). No, I’m not posting a picture, because I’m a bitch but I’m not always mean. Feel free to ignore the temptation of the link.