Spamcation

I’m on vacation.

I’m supposed to be in Cocoa Beach, but Covid is an asshole so I’m home instead, working on the Banshee book and ignoring the puppy gleefully chewing on my dirty clothes pile. Sigh. I suppose I should do something about it before Minerva swallows a sock and has yet another cone-venture. Great Pyrenees are experts at “I hear you, but I don’t care.” She just responded to “HEY YOU with the SOCK!” by looking directly at my eyes and chewing with PURPOSE after I said “drop it.”

I have zero control over my environment today.

Anyway. I took a break from domestic dramas to check on the blog traffic and thought I’d share some of the best spam comments of the day:

Hurrah! At last I got a weblog from where I know how to truly get useful information concerning my study and knowledge. – This was posted for the Sin Eater review…not for nothing, the poster’s name is “streaming porn movies” so I think maybe they’re extra confused?

Today, taking into consideration the fast way of living that everyone leads, credit cards have a big demand in the economy. Persons throughout every area are using the credit card and people who aren’t using the credit card have lined up to apply for 1. Thanks for giving your ideas about credit cards. – Um, this was in response to a fAngus “Dear Diary” post wherein I said not one damn thing about credit cards? So this bot did the “I don’t care about your topic I’m going to hijack this for MY completely unrelated thing”… I hate that shitty conversation stealing trick at parties, too.

hi!,I love your writing very a lot! proportion we keep in touch extra about your post on AOL? I require an expert on this house to unravel my problem. Maybe that is you! Having a look forward to see you. dildok3 – Wait, what? Again, in response to Sin Eater. Dear Dildok3, I’m not sure what your word salad is getting at, but there are no sex toys in the Sin Eater book, and I’m surely no expert on this house or any other, particularly those which are unraveling. (This one posted the same comment three times on the same blog post…peeps, I had NO IDEA a book review would get so much spam traffic.)

This web page can be a stroll-via for the entire info you wished about this and didn’t know who to ask. Glimpse right here, and you’ll undoubtedly uncover it. – I’m not sure how bad fortune cookie writers found my review of The Pearl.

I’m going back to Banshee, where I can kill people for fun (IN WRITING, of course), because I’m on vacation.