SMOTE by my own ill-timing!

Dammit!! Unicorn Fart Lip Balm is sold out, and I’d been waiting until my first payday at the new job to buy mine!!

I’ve already asked the shop owner if I can pre-order a whole batch (since they’re so ridiculously popular she sells out as soon as they get posted), because seriously…everyone should have a tube of unicorn farts in their pocket.

Perfect for emergencies!

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