|Groupon hates my weight loss!|
Screw you Groupon, I’m not eating your damn cake and I’m pretty sick of the Zumba coupons. So there. Poor marketing! Bring back the Conceal and Carry discount. Or martial arts. Or even aerial yoga, which I’m DYING to try when I’ve lost enough weight that I won’t bring the ceiling down…and it arrives in MN (generally we’re years behind the coasts in any trend) if you MUST give me something I’d classify as girly.
In the meantime, I’ve been wasting time today on www.etsy.com today, because buying from small artisans is like buying from local businesses: I’ve found it’s often far better. Not always, but often.
I found THIS FABULOUSNESS today, and am planning to scare the bejesus out of the neighborhood kids with my lawn as soon as possible. Go forth, zombie lovers, and make YOUR lawn disturbing. Just in time for Halloween!
Of course, that brought me to other Halloween-type etsy crafts, which brought me to the Poe/Raven Print that I utterly covet for my office. It’s finally getting chilly and dark in the evenings, and it smells like dying leaves and impending winter. Time for my annual Lovecraft and Poe reading marathon…modern horror just can’t compete.
PS: Spellchecker doesn’t recognize “bejesus” or “girly” (never mind Groupon or etsy, which are made up words anyway). I’m amused.
Just in case.