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Dude. Really. You should ride that ride.

In a surreal afternoon event, I’ve had a quote a friend said to me two years ago at Renaissance Festival running maddeningly hilarious circles through my head.

A group of us took the day off one particularly pleasing afternoon to wander like idiots and drink ourselves silly. Indeed, mission accomplished for Husband and the other friends involved. I opted to drive because I’m a compassionate goddess of fun a fucking lightweight who gets horrifically debilitating hangovers. Therefore, I was titled Wrangler of Drunks for the day.

And it was fabulously entertaining…I’m not actually being snarky. Husband and two friends, H and B (both former security ociffers) ran stumbled around the festival, harassing participants/entertainers/dogs/random trees and having a grand time. I followed at a safe distance (so I wouldn’t trip one of them for entertainment purposes by accident.

Ultimately, we connected with another former security dude…FUCK this gets confusing without names. Let’s call him Z (whom we all adore in all his zombie-loving, pink bathrobe wearing, chocolate fountain ruining glory) with whom H had previously tangled. Apparently said tangling was…quite satisfactory.

She insisted that I NEED to ride that ride.  It became a thing between the four of us, and for some reason all day today my brainpan has had “seriously Jess, you should ride that ride” bouncing around.

I am amused.

If that isn’t enough entertainment: Now Read These:

Wanderlust Guide: Childhood Birthday at Sybaris Pool Suites Hilarious. Enough said.

Superbetsy: How the “meme” started. I don’t agree with the aftereffects of eating bacon, but the rest is pretty damn spot on. And funny as hell.

Whorrified: Because I Would Give My Eye Teeth To See That Prenup Oh…lordy. “Hugh Hefner, aged two hundred eleventy…”

One thought on “Dude. Really. You should ride that ride.

  1. First off– thank you, ma'am! I appreciate the highlight.Second off– you need to ride that ride? Love it. I love sexual innuendo. Did you ever ride that ride? I won't tell.Third off– I love the Renaissance Faire in Bristol, WI, have you ever been to that one? How much will you hate me for saying Ye Olde Pepsi Cola. Amusing post as usual, I hope your hubby is healing nicely and you are doing well.

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