I don’t understand it, but I’m highly entertained.
|What the hell IS “Jess hair” and…just…WHY??|
I do not…know, but apparently multiple readers found my blog this way.
In case anyone is wondering, there was no 1600‘s Mini-Doughnut Truck on the Renaissance Festival site this season (but I DID see an oxygen tank and a power wheelchair wrapped in burlap…because we all know making something “Renaissance-y” just requires burlap. And mud.)
Also, in case anyone is wondering…I saw 2 members of the Snakipeder Army while working this weekend. Two fearless chipmunks (who boldly ran under my chair AND over my foot) will soon be recruited and armored thusly, and sent into my basement to kill all Snakipeder threats for fall: