I love you, my dearest Furface. Thank you for giving me nearly 12 years of love, protection, companionship, and important lessons. You leave a crater behind, and we will miss you forever.
May Valhalla be full of bunnies and cheeseburgers and snuggling and fetch, and may the gods watch over you. Don’t nip Slepnir, honey – even you can’t evade eight hooves.