A Friday Morning Drama in 5 Parts
Minerva · Uncategorized

A Friday Morning Drama in 5 Parts

Jess
I see you gave up your “healthy eating” bullshit and decided to get Starbucks today. I like the ham on those sandwiches too, you know. ALSO I’M STARVING TO DEATH HERE.
HEY I like wrappers! That smells like ham! C’mon Ragnar, I’m dying here!
I hate you.
<crying softly> nobody loves me. Ragnar won’t share and he outweighs me so I have to wait or he growls like a big meaniehead.
HE LEFT! IT’S MINEMINMINEMINE don’t talk to me I’m busy.

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I'm a history and mythology fanatic with a head full of "but what if it happened THIS way instead" moments. I find humor in the most inappropriate situations.

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