Sunday Spam

The spam I get in the comments section of this blog is often stupid, sometimes horrendous, and occasionally too funny to ignore. Some of today’s selection, the bits that weren’t about how to get CBD products, seemed worth repeating. Most of these are under the same “Hairstyles” bot (uses different IP/email addresses but same handle), which really only makes the random word salad (combined with gushy fan-language and negging, all from the same user) even better. Happy Sunday afternoon to me.

  • Under the post “Star Wars, Frankenboob, and Anniversaries” I got the following wonderful “advertisingadvertisingadvertising” gibberish.
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  • Under “Schrodinger’s Frankenboob” (which should give you some clue about the content even if you’ve never read it:
    • I have realized that over the course of making a relationship with real estate managers, you’ll be able to come to understand that, in every single real estate contract, a fee is paid. Ultimately, FSBO sellers really don’t “save” the fee. Rather, they fight to win the commission by doing an agent’s job. In this, they invest their money and also time to perform, as best they will, the jobs of an representative. Those tasks include revealing the home via marketing, presenting the home to buyers, making a sense of buyer urgency in order to make prompt an offer, arranging home inspections, handling qualification inspections with the loan company, supervising fixes, and aiding the closing. What…what exactly is happening here? It’s real estate word salad!! They should be more careful of brussels.
  • Under “Wait, is it September Already” I got this, which made me snort laugh out loud.
    • I was just looking for this information for a while. After 6 hours of continuous Googleing, finally I got it in your site. I wonder what is the lack of Google strategy that don’t rank this kind of informative web sites in top of the list. Normally the top sites are full of garbage. It took you six hours to find out it’s September? Been there.

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