Sunday Spam

The spam I get in the comments section of this blog is often stupid, sometimes horrendous, and occasionally too funny to ignore. Some of today’s selection, the bits that weren’t about how to get CBD products, seemed worth repeating. Most of these are under the same “Hairstyles” bot (uses different IP/email addresses but same handle), which really only makes the random word salad (combined with gushy fan-language and negging, all from the same user) even better. Happy Sunday afternoon to me.

• Under the post “Star Wars, Frankenboob, and Anniversaries” I got the following wonderful “advertisingadvertisingadvertising” gibberish.
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• Under “Schrodinger’s Frankenboob” (which should give you some clue about the content even if you’ve never read it:
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• Under “Wait, is it September Already” I got this, which made me snort laugh out loud.
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