Minerva, We’ve Been Over This. Seriously.

April 15, 2026 Jess

“HIGH ALERT! HIGH ALERT! HEY HEY HEY GET OFF MY LAWN!!

Those yard guys are here stealing my poop AGAIN!! MOTHER! Let me out so I can attack! MOTHER WHYYYYY won’t you let me out? PLEASE? I will bark and nose-boop you and growl all my scary concerned growls to save us all!” – Minerva, probably.

Welcome to Wednesday mornings with the poop patrol guys. Sigh. Still one of the best services out there. Ragnar, for the record, has zero fucks to give about the whole 15 minute weekly kerfuffle.

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Amateur historian, mythology enthusiast, writer, reader, sarcastic weirdo, cancer survivor. Author of Defying Shadows: For Witches and Pagans Battling Cancer and Chronic Illness. View all posts by Jess

2 thoughts on “Minerva, We’ve Been Over This. Seriously.”

Nancy Settergren Ramoundos says:

April 21, 2026 at 2:30 pm

There are people who will pick up dog poop in your yard? Please send them to NYC immediately and they will be deployed full-time on sidewalks where lazy people do not take care of their dogs’ left-behinds.

Glad the squirrel is safe and golfers are decent human beings.

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1. Jess says:
  
  April 21, 2026 at 2:38 pm
  
  Right?? We do pay for that service, but it’s worth every dang penny.
  
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