This isn’t a real post. I just had to point out something horrid.
You know, I don’t pay a lot of attention to fashion. My ideal of dressing up is jeans instead of yoga pants.
I noticed when the ’80’s invaded Target: leg warmers, off-the-shoulder sweatshirts. Headbands. diagonal stripes.
It was a style horror show.
But REALLY? Jumpsuits are back? Jumpsuits with TUBE TOPS are back? Seriously, that wasn’t sexy the first time. Tube tops aren’t sexy: they’re 80’s uniboob. And jumpsuits just seem dangerous to a woman with a small bladder, since I assume they don’t come with the pee-flap (despite their resemblance to 1885 long underwear). I shouldn’t have to get naked to pee.
Black and white paisley tube top jumpsuit…on a 6′ tall amazon.
On second thought, maybe I could make it one of those long-sleeved shrug things for my shoulders.
PS: Blogger doesn’t accept “uniboob” is a real thing. I beg to differ, Blogger: anyone with a C cup or larger who’s squeezed into a sports bra knows the uniboob.