So, I have relatives visiting this fall and was looking for anything equestrian-related to maybe go do while they’re here, because they’ll be six months early for the Houston Rodeo. A coworker suggested the Harris County Fair, which will be near my house (woohoo! Convenient AND close).
No joy: there’s no horse stuff, just other livestock and FFA events. I was mildly bummed until I opened the rules page and found THIS:
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| NO EXCEPTIONS to Tattooing your Rabbits, people. Tramp stamp approved. |
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| So…Katy Perry is now a Horse in October in Houston. Chased by Zombies and Dirty Girls. In the mud. Wow. |
Honestly, I don’t even know what to say about this, except I don’ think I’ve ever heard KP referred to as horsey in any way.
PS: I checked out the Zombie Charge event because it sounded fun…until I got to the “running through swamps/mud/trails/surprises” parts. This fat woman will not huff and shuffle through swamps in TX, particularly not when “surprises” could just as easily be gators or water moccasins instead of zombies.
Now, if I could shoot zombies with paintballs…
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