I Killed Shelob. Sort of.

I get pretty bored with the regular target-targets at the range. Apparently I’m not the only person who feels that way (and watches too many SyFy monster movies), because at Gander Mountain I found THESE: 

Yes, I DID make it extra-large so you can see ALL THE HORROR. Is that her BRAIN bubbling out of  the back??
I’m seriously disturbed by the disclaimer at the bottom, you guys. 
“Real Beings”?? Does this mean Shelob is REAL? The Chupacabra? Zombie Rats? 

WHAT THE FUCK could this resemble either living or dead? Why would this disclaimer apply to the Zombie Buck (who looked a bit like the deer head in Evil Dead cabin…without the “I’ll swallow your soul!” threats), or the Chupacabra, or the dragon?

Where the hell are these designers getting their drugs? Or do they have a super secret portal into Middle Earth and other alternate dimensions (in which case, please email me…I want a trip!).

In any case, splatter targets are way fun, and creepy brain-butt Shelob is deaddeaddead.

I’d like to take credit for all of these, but Husband shot as well, and to be honest he hit the body more often than me.
But my first shot for each target was eye and neck…so apparently I can kill SyFy mutant spiders if necessary.

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