Then again, maybe I’m the only one who thinks of this in 12 year old terms.
Of course, I also received a bunch of offers for viagra/cialis and an inappropriate offer for surprise anal. (Um, can I just say that, at least theoretically, pretty much no sexual act should be a surprise?)
If I don’t think about it too hard, the whole thing is funny as hell. Yahoo still thinks I’m a dude with ED and questionable friends.
If I start thinking about it more, I start wondering if we’ll ever get to a point as a culture that sexually inexperienced young chicks are the be-all-end-all for ishy older men.
Just once I’d love to see a spam ad for a confident, experienced, hot woman (not a GIRL) looking for fun. Not that I’d answer…but you know, at least it’d be a little variety.
Or I could just delete my spam inbox without bothering to look. I know, I know. It’s probably time for some Bloggess coloring books.