This will haunt my dreams. Proof the interwebz are possessed? You’re welcome.
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| BEARLACC!!* |
An alien contemplating its next victim?
A balding werewolf? (Team Jacob in 30 years!).
A SyFy Saturday night Creature? Really, who knows?
*Or it’s a bear, after an unfortunate encounter with an overzealous barber and a set of industrial-strength clippers. Seriously, THIS is why animals wear coats. They look damn silly naked.
In case you’re wondering, Han (my awesome nephew) utterly disapproves of these shenanigans.
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| DUDE! That smells TERRIBLE! |
This post probably isn’t as funny as I find it at midnight-thirty. I turn into a pumpkin at 10:30, so WHO THE HELL IS WRITING THIS CRAP?
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Everytime I see that picture I wonder, \”What REAL reason is there to shave a bear?\” Because, really, no one needs to see this.
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Mange is apparently the reason to shave a bear (as per my Veterinarian friend who also pities the bear in this pic). And I thought my Great Pyrenees looks ridiculous bald…bears are downright frightening!
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Wait, is that actually a bear? That thing is horrible looking. Also: Your nephew is adorable. He is NOT horrible looking. I wanted to clear that up.
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